© UNTAMEDLIBERTY

"I never fucking said that"

Buddha, Gandhi, The Dali Llama,

Marilyn Monroe, Audrey Hepburn,

Oscar Wilde, Sylvia Plath

and everyone else probably

(via thebatty)



Title: White Blank Page
Artist: Mumford & Sons
Played: 304 times

youwillunderstand:

evouke:

You desired my attention but denied my affections

lovelovelove



sarah-urie:

foodtrucker:

I was born at an incredibly young age

i told this to my english teacher and she almost kicked me out of the class


Emilia Clarke in the Game of Thrones S4 bloopers


"You do not need pasta."
— Me laying in bed talking to myself at 1:30 in the morning  (via seabelle)

thisisradioactive:

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it.

image


priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*


cokeflow:

asshairs:

PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA

someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao




dobochan:

dj roomba is literally the greatest thing thats ever happened to me


averagefairy:

why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail


familyfriendlyurl:

my tombstones gonna say “ripped in peace” as i flex forever in my tiny coffin



childservices:

y’all think I have time to google every post I see? sike bitch tumblr my news source I see a post saying I’m dead ima believe it